I Am, Therefore I Knit: Never A Dull Moment: Never Take the Top Towel

Fumbles, Funnies and Other Fun Stuff

I can read readin' but I can't read writin'. This writin's wroten rotten if y'happen t' ask me. --Popeye
Psychology is being off your chump. --G.K. Chesterton
The bureaucratic mentality is a universal constant.
If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.
The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
Nobody has more driving ambition than a teen who wants to buy a car.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
This three-dimensional living is very, very limiting. --Touched by an Angel
I love being a writer--what I can't stand is the paperwork.
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!"

Tidbits of Wisdom

You can only shoot yourself in the foot so many times before you have nothing left to stand on. --"bizzyboppers" on Ravelry
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
When you're in deep water, it's a good time to keep your mouth shut.
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.
The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
Nobody says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.
Money will buy a good dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
It is not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required. --Sir Winston Churchill
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. --G.K. Chesterton
After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
A warrior is measured by his enemies; a man, by his friends.

I Already Am a Mechanic (Well, a DIYer Anyway)

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